By Damon Wayans
Not anything is simply too outrageous for Damon Wayans, former famous person of the groundbreaking tv comedy application In residing colour, the place he created such unforgettable characters as Blaine Edwards, the homosexual movie critic, Handi-Man, the 1st handicapped hero, and Homey the Clown. Now, in Bootleg, he brings all of it on, uncut and uncensored, together with his personal fiercely edgy and wild tackle existence.
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He picked her up and said, ‘I’m taking you, too. You’re my first lady now. ’ “The president comes over and says, ‘Silky, thank goodness you took them. ’ “So now Silky got to find the antidote to save the President. He goes out and has to talk to them alien bitches to find out where their leader’s at. ’ The aliens don’t speak no English, though. They start speaking all of that gibberish. See Silky knows they don’t speak English but everybody understands an ass whupping. So Silky gets to kicking them bitches’ asses pimp style.
Silky sees the arm in the case on the dresser with the antidote laying inside the hand. ’ “And then Bob Dolomite starts twisting his leg around. See, this motherfucker comes apart like Mr. Potatohead. He twists his whole leg off and uses it as a weapon. WHAM, WHAM, WHAM! Silky goes down. Bob Dolomite hops over to him and is about to drop the nub on his head to finish him off. Silky sees him coming and kicks his other leg out and it breaks off. Now Bob Dolomite starts crawling toward him like the Terminator.
I would have made a bunch of anonymous calls or something. Get that ten-cents-a-minute calling plan. I would have been dialing my ass off. Ring, ring, ring. “Hello. ” Click. Ring, ring, ring. “Hello. ” Click. Ring, ring, ring. “Hello. Hey, you feel indecisive? You don’t know? ” Click. It’s strange to hear guys in denial about how Magic got it. ” Isiah isn’t gay. And neither is Magic. The man is too tall to be gay. The brother is six-foot-nine! You’d have to climb a ladder to get into his ass. Potential Gay Lover: Okay, Magic, we’re going to try something different now.
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